Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

[John N]

I canardly believe you had the nerve to post that.

I can't Eider!

 

[GrahamT]

 

[Chrishazle]

LOTUS - Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious

 

[Steveml63]

FORD - Found on Road Dead
FORD - Fix or Repair Daily
GM - Grossly Mismanaged

 

[SpikyMikey]

JEEP - Just Empty Every Pocket
VW - Virtually Worthless

 

[DSM10000]

FIAT :Fix It Again Toni

 

[SpikyMikey]

BMW is also - Bring My Wallet

 

[DSM10000]

BMW is also - Bring My Wallet

Not the one I have heard!

 

[ToeKnee]

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Chevrolet: Clatters Heavily, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.

 

[TC350]

 

[Rayny]

I heard them as :
Found On Rubbish Dumps
Fix It Again Tomorrow
Break My Windows, or alternatively - Black Mans Wheels

 

[ToeKnee]

 

[DSM10000]

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Coat to hand?

 

[GrahamT]

 

[Dippo]

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Did you notice the name of the bus company?

 

[GrahamT]

 

[Petrol Pete]

This pair ??

only one of them is Pliers.

 

[ToeKnee]

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Two pair of pliers??

 

[Tonye]

A pair of a pair of pliers

 

[GrahamT]