Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

[HappytalkAgain]

I can relate to this guy

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I like the cut of his jib.

 

[DSM10000]

I like the cut of his jib.

Shady character!

 

[Swotty]

As I say to Mrs Swotty, it's not a wind up, it's a tease

Sometimes I get away with it and others it hurts.

 

[DSM10000]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[ToeKnee]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[SpikyMikey]

Shady character!

Maybe he was just trying to pick her up?

 

[flying haggis]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[23 Romeo Tango]

Mustache has slipped.

 

[DSM10000]

Mustache has slipped.

Or one too many face lifts!

 

[HappytalkAgain]

 

[DSM10000]

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You plank!

 

[HappytalkAgain]

You plank!

You’d have to say that wooden you?

 

[DSM10000]

You’d have to say that wooden you?

It goes against the grain but yes

 

[HappytalkAgain]

It goes against the grain but yes

It’s plane to see!

 

[ToeKnee]

Come on lads, leaf it out! Let's branch off into something funny.....

 

[HappytalkAgain]

Come on lads, leaf it out! Let's branch off into something funny.....

No, we need to get to the root of the problem.