Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

[D-18]

 

[Gazwould]

 

[Gazwould]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[l5foye]

A True Story
A friend was getting some building work done. One morning the builder was there and the friend's 5 year son asked the builder if he had a horse. The builder replied no. The young son persisted with his question until the builder asked why do you keep asking if I have a horse. The young son replied 'because my daddy says you are a cowboy !

 

[Gazwould]

 

[D-18]

 

[m80]

If at first you don't succeed,
use a bigger 'ammer.

 

[SpikyMikey]

If at first you don't succeed,
use a bigger 'ammer.

If you can't fix it with a lump hammer, it's broke

 

[markjay]

If at first you don't succeed,
use a bigger 'ammer.

Paraphrasing on the above:

"Don't force it...
use a bigger hammer"

 

[DSM10000]

..

 

[flying haggis]

 

[kcsun]

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Y es you can play on the trampoline, just zip the net up

kc

 

[Swotty]

 

[Deleted member 159894]

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It’s like December 15th all over again.

 

[Swotty]

It’s like December 15th all over again.

golden.