Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

[Swotty]

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A bit too close to home!

 

[Slartibartfast]

"Hi, I'm Esmeralda. I'm sure we've met before?"
"I'm Quasimodo"
"Your name rings a bell"

 

[Gazwould]

 

[NJSS]

I am not surprised - that is repulsive.

NJSS

 

[bob6600]

 

[l5foye]

Have you ever wondered why blondes dye their roots black?

 

[DSM10000]

 

[Nicebutdim]

"Hi, I'm Esmeralda. I'm sure we've met before?"
"I'm Quasimodo"
"Your name rings a bell"

When he retired he got a lump sum & six months back pay.

 

[poormansporsche]

Below my intellectual level but I'm sure some people would find funny

 

[Nicebutdim]

"Hi, I'm Esmeralda. I'm sure we've met before?"
"I'm Quasimodo"
"Your name rings a bell"

“Quasi pass me the wok”

”why are we having chinese?”

”no, I want to iron your shirts”

 

[baxlin]

What slides up and down bell ropes wrapped in grease proof paper?








The lunch pack of Notre Dame.


(My apologies)

 

[SpikyMikey]

Below my intellectual level but I'm sure some people would find funny

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Might have been funnier if they could spell.....

 

[DSM10000]

 

[A.J.]

 

[A.J.]

 

[flying haggis]

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I think they were probably reluctant to date you before as well...................

 

[flying haggis]

 

[bob6600]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[DSM10000]