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This pub was next door to a hospital and one day this elderly man shuffles in, dressed in a hospital gown and slippers, he was pulling along a stand with a drip that was connected to his arm.
The landlord asked him what he wanted, and the man quietly said, “Can I have 2 pints of your Best Bitter, 2 pints of Guinness, a Lager, 4 Jack Daniels and Coke, 3 G&T’s, and 6 shots of Tequila please ?"
The landlord starts to pour the drinks and lines them up on the bar. The man downs them all in quick succession, and immediately looked up to the landlord, and in a very sad and quiet voice said, “I really, really shouldn’t have drunk all that, especially with what I’ve got.”
The landlord said “Why, what have you got?”
The man says, “Oh … about £3.50p”
The landlord asked him what he wanted, and the man quietly said, “Can I have 2 pints of your Best Bitter, 2 pints of Guinness, a Lager, 4 Jack Daniels and Coke, 3 G&T’s, and 6 shots of Tequila please ?"
The landlord starts to pour the drinks and lines them up on the bar. The man downs them all in quick succession, and immediately looked up to the landlord, and in a very sad and quiet voice said, “I really, really shouldn’t have drunk all that, especially with what I’ve got.”
The landlord said “Why, what have you got?”
The man says, “Oh … about £3.50p”