Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

[Scooby_Doo]

On the bar of the Cliff Hotel a good few years ago was one of these :

Caption read:- Salvaged from the only submarine commissioned into the Irish Navy.

 

[fourwheels]

Borrowed, with thanks, from a local forum.

 

[BIGDOG]

On the bar of the Cliff Hotel a good few years ago was one of these :

Caption read:- Salvaged from the only submarine commissioned into the Irish Navy.

Gwbert?

 

[Scooby_Doo]

Gwbert?

Yes, I've been there quite a few times since then but it's been virtually totally rebuilt , top class hotel now and amazing views, and I assume it's long gone by now.

 

[DSM10000]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[ALFAitalia]

 

[GrahamT]

 

[flying haggis]

Thinking about keeping fit for the New Year, and combining it with a new hobby, I've started playing "Silent Tennis".



It's exactly the same as the game of tennis that you already know, but without the racket....

 

[DSM10000]

 

[TC350]

 

[flying haggis]

make yourself comfy why dont you? next doors cat, our sofa.........

 

[GrahamT]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[StMarks]

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It's actually a tactic often used by unscrupulous car park monitors.
They park vehicles as above, shortly before a regular "busy period" is to start up.
As the car park fills up, inevitably there is a knock on effect on all the vehicles parked in that area.
Once that misalignment is started, they remove their own stooge vehicle(s).
They then proceed to ticket all vehicles that have been parked beyond the boundary lines of a parking bay for contravening the displayed parking instructions.

Yes, I realise that this is the "Jokes" thread, and ^ that is most certainly not funny.. Nonetheless, forgive me & be warned.

 

[flying haggis]

the legend Fred dibnah. But who took the photo? And how....

 

[ss201]

But who took the photo?

The passenger in the helicopter that dropped Fred off on the platform he'd built around the top of the spire after he'd built it and after he'd manhandled all those ladders up the side of the spire and fixed them securely so he wouldn't fall off when he was climbing up to repair the weather vane at the top of the spire.

It's bloody obvious when you think about it.........anybody in Bolton could have told you that!

Word is he was really unhappy when he realised he'd left his fags in his jacket pocket at the bottom of the first ladder.......

 

[ALFAitalia]

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the legend Fred dibnah. But who took the photo? And how....

Its health and safety gone mad.....who needs a protective flat cap at just that height.........