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Possibly, but I bet it'll fuel some bad puns......Did it give him gas?
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Did it put lead in their pencil?Possibly, but I bet it'll fuel some bad puns......
I think that as jokes go, diesel do
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Aparently when making on of his Bond films it got to time for a bedroom scene, and he, being a gentleman, said to the attractive actress he was about to get into bed with "Please forgive me if I get an erection........or if I don't!!"
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