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[NJSS]

 

[Swotty]

 

[23 Romeo Tango]

No, no, no, everyone knows they taste much better boiled.

 

[Swotty]

 

[Swotty]

 

[Swotty]

The Lone Ranger and his faithful native American sidekick Tonto are riding the plains. It's midwinter and bitterly cold so the heroic duo enter a saloon for a warming drink.

The bartender takes one look at Tonto and shouts: "Get him outtahere. We don' serve no Injuns!"

Faithful Tonto agrees to wait outside while the Lone Ranger has a quick drink. To keep warm he decides to run around his horse.

Alas the drink proved too enticing for the Lone Ranger and poor Tonto was soon forgotten.

Eventually after a few hours, a cowboy sauntered in, looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Is that your horse outside?"

"Yes, why?" asked the Lone Ranger.

The cowboy answered, "You've left your Injun runnin'."


Well, this is a motoring forum.

 

[DSM10000]

No, no, no, everyone knows they taste much better boiled.

I prefer sautéed

 

[tmwsccsh]

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I think that is the best thing I have seen this year - absolutely brilliant!

TMW

 

[HappytalkAgain]

I prefer sautéed

Or as we Mancs say: Soorted

 

[Gollom]

Or as we Mancs say: Soorted

Or as commoners say "fried"

 

[HappytalkAgain]

Or as commoners say "fried"

Exactly that

 

[DSM10000]

as commoners say "fried"

Au contraire!

"frying is cooking by immersion in hot fat (as with fried chicken or french fries), whereas sautéing is cooking via the direct heat of the pan, in just a small amount of fat or oil—or a mix of both"

 

[HappytalkAgain]

….whereas sautéing is cooking via the direct heat of the pan, in just a small amount of fat or oil—or a mix of both"

In that case I had a sauteèd egg (AKA fried egg) with my breakfast on Sunday.

 

[GrahamT]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[Swotty]

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What could possibly go wrong????????

 

[MikeInWimbledon]

 

[NJSS]

 

[DSM10000]