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[poormansporsche]

Separated at birth










???????!

 

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Where’s the Double Like button?

Loved ole Les. Great memories of sitting with ma dad both chuckling away.

 

[poormansporsche]

Where’s the Double Like button?

Loved ole Les. Great memories of sitting with ma dad both chuckling away.

The greatest and simplest joke of all time to half the population........

"Take my wife ........."

"Wish somebody would........."

 

[HappytalkAgain]

"There was a knock at the door the other night, I knew it was the mother-in-law because all to mice threw themselves on the traps!"

Apparently he and his MIL loved each other to bits yet he was famous for his MIL jokes.

I always loved him playing the piano 'badly' a real art apparently as its not easy to do convincingly (just the odd, 'odd note')

 

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[flying haggis]

 

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[flying haggis]

Small outing to the shops. Only need to fill up about once a month these days, so:

Her "do we need any diesel?"

Me "no, it's still showing half"

Her "Half full or half empty?"

Sigh...............

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[MikeInWimbledon]

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You have to be really good to play that badly.

According to his wife, Les did play piano "properly" most mornings as relaxation.

 

[TC350]

I always loved him playing the piano 'badly' a real art apparently as its not easy to do convincingly (just the odd, 'odd note')

He played all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

(Thank you Eric.)

 

[TC350]

Small outing to the shops. Only need to fill up about once a month these days, so:

Her "do we need any diesel?"

Me "no, it's still showing half"

Her "Half full or half empty?"

Sigh...............

Reply

Typical relationship

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[ToeKnee]

 

[poormansporsche]

 

[MikeInWimbledon]

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W.T.L.

As in "What The Labrador ?"