Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

[DSM10000]

 

[flying haggis]

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wonder what the cars following thought?

 

[flying haggis]

I've just seen the headlines in the local paper.


"Graveyard targeted in the night- assailants leave cheese toasties everywhere!".

Police say it's likely the work of Breville worshippers..

 

[SpikyMikey]

I've just seen the headlines in the local paper.


"Graveyard targeted in the night- assailants leave cheese toasties everywhere!".

Police say it's likely the work of Breville worshippers..

Did you have a coat to be collected?

 

[Bellow]

Did you have a coat to be collected?

This one.

 

[Chrishazle]

Is that your "coat of many colours that your Mother made for you", Dolly Parton style??

 

[GrahamT]

 

[HappytalkAgain]

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Women too.

 

[ToeKnee]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[Gollom]

Women too.

I'm not sure I even want to KNOW how you knew that......

 

[TC350]

I'm not sure I even want to KNOW how you knew that......

They’re always complaining about the “spillage” either side of the loo.

 

[SpikyMikey]

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I'm not sure I even want to KNOW how you knew that......

'Cos women do the washing up too??

 

[HappytalkAgain]

I'm not sure I even want to KNOW how you knew that......

Because I talk to Mrs Ant about everything.

 

[SpikyMikey]

They’re always complaining about the “spillage” either side of the loo.

Maybe you should stop aiming from the bathroom doorway

 

[del320]

I put Vaseline on our front doorknob as a joke.
My wife didn't find it funny.
In fact, she flew off the handle.

 

[TC350]

I put Vaseline on our front doorknob as a joke.
My wife didn't find it funny.
In fact, she flew off the handle.

Did you hear about the newly weds who didn't know the difference between Vaseline and putty?

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All their windows fell out

 

[MikeInWimbledon]

 

[SpikyMikey]

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Reminds me of the Fixodent tv ad from a while back: "Dramatization" No, really??

 

[SpikyMikey]