Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

[markjay]

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When you hear the doorbell ring and know that the Grestapo came for you......

 

[DSM10000]

 

[markjay]

I am slowly getting over my fear of speed bumps.

 

[Swotty]

Saturday's Eurovision was like Marvin Gaye, but without Marvin.

 

[Petrol Pete]

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Let us not forget that many drivers from this part of the world end up driving on UK roads.

 

[ALFAitalia]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[flying haggis]

Let us not forget that many drivers from this part of the world end up driving on UK roads.

Usually in a taxi/uber

 

[Petrol Pete]

Wind turbine with built in de icier.

 

[flying haggis]

 

[Williamwoo]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[flying haggis]

I saw my neighbour putting clothes on some rabbits this morning.






When I asked her why, she said she was training to be a hare dresser

 

[poormansporsche]

 

[Darrell]

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My hilariously funny mates sent me this today. They’re so witty.

 

[MikeInWimbledon]

 

[poormansporsche]

My hilariously funny mates sent me this today. They’re so witty.

A Cyclist AND a White Van Man, you've pretty much got all bases covered there when it comes to ribbing opportunities

(I posted it because I thought it was funny. But in fairness as most of my driving nowadays is away from Central London I encounter a lot more c&nt drivers than c&nt cyclists)

 

[DSM10000]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[ALFAitalia]