Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

[flying haggis]

And you thought modern gearboxes were complicated..

The Highly Unusual Gearbox of a Napier Deltic Engine.​

 

[SpikyMikey]

And you thought modern gearboxes were complicated..

The Highly Unusual Gearbox of a Napier Deltic Engine.​

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Everything about the Deltic engine was a bit 'different'

 

[markjay]

I just don't get why some people do not understand the meaning of the word 'simple'.

It's really not complicated.

 

[GrahamT]

 

[ALFAitalia]

Everything about the Deltic engine was a bit 'different'
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Firing order!!!

 

[Gollom]

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That is strangely erotic.......

 

[DSM10000]

That is strangely erotic.......

I can recommend a good therapist

 

[SpikyMikey]

That is strangely erotic.......

You need to get out more, Gollom!

 

[Bellow]

And you thought modern gearboxes were complicated..

The Highly Unusual Gearbox of a Napier Deltic Engine.​

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Amateurs.

 

[MD5]

Probably been posted already, but if you missed it like I did, here it as again

 

[E55BOF]

Spotted on Quora:

Why do the British say "I need the loo" instead of "I need to use the restroom"?

Because we are going for a shit not a lie down.

 

[DSM10000]

 

[KillerHERTZ]

Spotted on Quora:

Why do the British say "I need the loo" instead of "I need to use the restroom"?

Because we are going for a shit not a lie down.

Its like 'Bathroom'.

Im yet to find a resturant with a Bath inside the toliets...

 

[DSM10000]

Its like 'Bathroom'.

Im yet to find a resturant with a Bath inside the toliets...

They are "special invitation only" restaurants I believe.

 

[DSM10000]

 

[Gollom]

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The world is a poorer place without Spike

 

[SpikyMikey]

The world is a poorer place without Spike

Certainly is. And a few others.Natural comedy geniuses.

 

[Gollom]

Certainly is. And a few others.Natural comedy geniuses.

I told you I was ill!!!!!

 

[DSM10000]

I told you I was ill!!!!!

Spike told a story about how he first met Harry Secombe.

As I recall it HS was in charge of a piece of artillery that broke from its position and rolled down a slope past a truck where SM was trying to sleep

He recalled the sound of a small fat Welsh man running and poked his head out to see what all of the commotion was about.

HS looked at him and said "Have you seen a large gun going past my good man?"

SM replied "What colour is it?"

 

[HappytalkAgain]

I can’t quite remember which comedian told this tale but he said many years ago he moved into the same apartment block as Spike. One day there was a knock at the door. He opened the door and there stood Spike totally naked:

“Do you know any good Taylors” Spike asked!

(Think it was maybe Jimmy Tarbuk )