Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

[MikeInWimbledon]

 

[John N]

 

[flying haggis]

Polce toay have sa they are nvestgatng a strng of ID thefts....

 

[tmwsccsh]

Polce toay have sa they are nvestgatng a strng of ID thefts....

Shouldn't that be a string of thefts???

TMW

 

[Petrol Pete]

I've seen that in Morrisons!

TMW

I have bought packets of it home from Jamaica when I worked over there, along with packets of 'Festival' ,Pickapeppa/Eatons hot sauces and Blue mountain coffee.

 

[John N]

 

[SpikyMikey]

Not a joke, but this made me laugh.......
Labradors' Leintwardine supermarket bread theft seen on CCTV

 

[Petrol Pete]

Should have been hot dog bread rolls......Ill get my coat.

 

[SpikyMikey]

Labs are insatiable foodies.
A few years ago out on a woofer walk we passed a lady unloading her shopping from her car in her driveway.
Next thing I knew our loopy black lab was in the boot of her car, perusing the contents of her shopping bags. Luckily she saw the funny side.

 

[flying haggis]

"Well, what happened was"...

x.com

twitter.com

 

[TC350]

 

[poormansporsche]

 

[Darrell]

 

[DSM10000]

 

[flying haggis]

Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off.


I think I'm being stalked

 

[flying haggis]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[del320]

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Actually, it was me!