Rayny
Active Member
An old joke, inspired by Ollies 'What do you do for a living' thread.
An old fellow driving a Mercedes Benz picks up a hitch-hiker.
After a while the hitchhiker asks 'What do you do for a living?'
The MB owner replies 'I'm a ships captain and I work for Cunard'.
The hitchiker replies ' Well, I work furkin 'ard, but I cannot afford a Mercedes...'
(Original joke was a Rolls Royce, but I have bastardised it for this forum)
An old fellow driving a Mercedes Benz picks up a hitch-hiker.
After a while the hitchhiker asks 'What do you do for a living?'
The MB owner replies 'I'm a ships captain and I work for Cunard'.
The hitchiker replies ' Well, I work furkin 'ard, but I cannot afford a Mercedes...'
(Original joke was a Rolls Royce, but I have bastardised it for this forum)