Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics or Football please)

[ToeKnee]

 

[SpikyMikey]

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[ToeKnee]

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I like good puns but you can't beat a good yolk!

 

[SpikyMikey]

I like good puns but you can't beat a good yolk!

You can't get an œuf of them, can you?

 

[ToeKnee]

You can't get an œuf of them, can you?

Sorry, didn't mean to egg you on.......

 

[DSM10000]

Sorry, didn't mean to egg you on.......

So glad the forum is free and we don't have to shell out for this!

 

[GrahamT]

Who says ?

 

[DSM10000]

 

[SpikyMikey]

Sorry, didn't mean to egg you on.......

That's all white

 

[ToeKnee]

That's all white

I thought you'd get ovary it......

 

[SpikyMikey]

I thought you'd get ovary it......

omletting that comment go

 

[ToeKnee]

omletting that comment go

I like that it was egg-stra special

 

[TC350]

I like that it was egg-stra special

Was it original or did you poach it?

 

[ALFAitalia]

 

[SpikyMikey]

I like that it was egg-stra special

Thanks, I've got a few more ovum.

 

[Chrishazle]

All these egg puns, my brain is scrambled!!

 

[TC350]

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Minor detail, Banamarama is now a duo and looking pretty good.

 

[SpikyMikey]

Minor detail, Banamarama is now a duo and looking pretty good.

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They've certainly worn better than I have...

 

[flying haggis]

The Prime Minister was visiting a remote little rural town and asked the locals what the government could do for them.


"We have two big needs,” said the townspeople.

“First, we have a hospital but no doctor.”

The politician whipped out his iPhone, spoke for a while and then said, “I have sorted that out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?”



The townspeople replied, “We have no mobile phone reception in our town.”

 

[flying haggis]

I can relate to this guy

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